fairy tale parable for the modern age
I don't always love having to play Boobielocks and the Three Bras every morning, but I'd still rather do that than wear an underwire bra ever again.
(for physical comfort reasons I unfortunately cannot go about my day bra-less)
(and yes I know technically it should be Boobielocks and the Three Ta-Tas because in this analogy the beds and chairs and porridge are the bras, but writing it like this makes it more immediately evident what I am referring to and why am I justifying myself on my OWN BLOG where I don't even have a comment widget, social media mores are a poison sahfwrtj)